The Notorious LJ

LJ, 16 years, RI, Too many fandoms.
Welcome to my blog of shenanigans and white girl problems. But mostly shenanigans.

mangomamita:

yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone

(via lolitsgabe)

pornosophical:

jzanity1010:

dbvictoria:

More Disney Parks facts here

TREASURED GUEST

But how could you leave out this

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thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

(via frozen-fractures)

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via alphamanda)

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via night-time-day-time)

chrissymodi-frost:

notwosnowflakesarealike:

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

I’ve seen Coraline enough times to know not to fuck with that.

TRUTH^

(via frozen-fractures)

vinebox:

When dudes start breaking down

(via haunted-gypsy)

Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

A METRIC TON OF WEED

(via grandtheftcanine)

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